Sometimes you gotta be the beauty and the beast.
Savage Breakup Quotes
- Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
- I don’t make mistakes; I date them.
- The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Better get ready.
- Silence is golden. The duct tape is silver.
- Don’t test me. I have screenshots.
- If you’re happy and you know it, thank your ex!
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