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Random Excuse Generator πŸ’‘

posted on May 26, 2020 January 25, 2022
Husky standing in the doorway of a doggo office saying his coworkers why he is late. "Boy do I have a story, captain Jack Sparrow run me over with a diesel backhoe". Very event. Such excuse. Wow.

Sometimes, you just want to sleep in, watch a cooking show that you swear you’re going to replicate, and do nothing. If that’s the case, you’ve just gotta work that brain, pick up the phone, and tell your boss, β€œYeah, today isn’t looking good for me.” It just takes a faux tailbone injury, a bad day with pets, a broken engagement, or being stuck in a ditch to do the trick.
– Cosmopolitan

Skipping work? Being late? Maybe you are not really up for that online call? Do not worry. Here is your random excuse and you can generate more using the button below:

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