A snail walks into a car dealership and asks the salesperson to paint a large “S” on the back of the car he’s going to buy. The salesperson asks why. The snail responds, So when I drive down the street, people will say, ‘Hey, look at that S-car go!’
– Book Of Antique Jokes
Escargots are a delicacy consisting of cooked edible land snails. They are often served as an hors d’oeuvre and consumed by the French people, as well as people from Portugal, Sardinia, and Spain. Not all species of land snail are edible, and many are too small to make it worthwhile to prepare and cook them. Even among the edible species, the palatability of the flesh varies from species to species. In France, the species Helix pomatia is most often eaten.
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