Why move fast when you can Steven Seagal your way through life?
The Man, The Myth, The Slow-mo Legend
Steven Seagal is like if your dad’s old VHS action hero grew a ponytail, put on a leather jacket, and decided he was invincible. With a gaze as intense as his love for overly dramatic martial arts moves, Seagal’s characters have a special skill set: whisper-talking, squinting, and effortlessly defeating bad guys while barely breaking a sweat. He’s the human equivalent of a slow-motion roundhouse kick, somehow both unbothered and unstoppable. #wtf
The Best Of Steven Seagal
John Wick But As A Seagal Movie
Steven Seagal Hard To Kill Quotes
Steven Seagal In Family Guy
Steven Seagal Fights Multiple Opponents
Steven Seagal The Bullshido Master
Bonus: Mad TV Steven Seagal’s America
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